Funny New Job Wishes, Messages and Quotes

Funny New Job Messages

Next page Getting a new job is a celebratory moment and thus, sending funny new job messages is something you cannot cross off the list. Send some good luck in your new job funny messages to make them laugh and feel at ease. Here are some funny best wishes for a new job which can be sent to your loved ones.

Congrats on the new job. Good luck with waking up early in the morning and going to bed with all the tension.

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Welcome to the world of suits and ties and responsibilities. Lots of responsibilities. Congratulations!

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Good luck with your new job, and do not let them fool you. I hope you will be wiser than before.

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Best wishes on being the corporate donkey! Have fun working!

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Still laughing at your new office as they now have you as their employee. Best wishes for your new job.

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Congratulations on getting the opportunity to start with a new slate. Don’t mess up. Best of luck with the job.

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The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.

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I’m feeling pity for the guy who hired you. He must be plain stupid or blind to choose someone like you to hire for the job. But congratulations anyway!

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The best thing about having an employed friend is you don’t have to worry about the restaurant bills. Having a new job is having some responsibilities too!

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May your office does not get bored with you in the first week. Amen. Best wishes for your office. Ace it.

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You proved once again that having a brain isn’t always required to get a job. Best wishes!

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A new job is like a girlfriend or boyfriend. It will break up with you if you take it for granted. Wish you good luck.

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A new job is like a blank book, and you are the author. Congratulations.

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Thank god someone finally realized that terrific employees like you need better pay. Congratulations.

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Being employed is better than being unemployed but being employed for more money is even better. Congratulations on a job that pays more.

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Feeling pity for your new office. Hope they won’t get bored of you on the first day. But they’ll be soon! Best wishes for the new job!

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You got a new job which means you can finally give me all the pending treats. Best wishes for your new job!

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May your new job bring make you a billionaire so that we can party at your expense. Congrats.

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Your previous employer’s loss is your new employer’s gain. Congrats on your new job.

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If your new job were a person, he would feel lucky to have you. Congratulations.

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Doesn’t your new job mean that you owe me a treat? Looking forward to it. Congratulations buddy.

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Best of luck with your work! I hope you finally learn how to wake up that early in the morning.

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I hope you don’t annoy your new colleagues. Good luck with your new job, mate!

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Having a mind like yours and landing a job this fantastic is like winning the jackpot. I am incredibly proud of you. Good luck with your new job!

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Best of luck getting out of bed early in the morning and going to sleep with all the stress.

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If you give me a treat on your new job, I’ll pray for your increment. If you don’t, I won’t. So the choice is yours. Best wishes!

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Congratulations, on your new job! Now pay back all of your debts!

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Congratulation, my friend! I’m hoping you get paid enough to cover all of our party costs.

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No matter how many lies you’ve said on job applications, the winner is the one who gets them all true. Congratulations!

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Thank goodness I don’t have to deal with you all day now. Congratulations on your new job!

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Funny Job Promotion Quotes

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I know you’ll forever feel bored in this job, still congratulations on the promotion!

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Heard you got a promotion! So when are you going to invite us to the party?

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You are one step closer to your dream! Continue to make us proud. Congratulations on your new position!

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Thank goodness your boss has finally understood that great employees like you deserve more money!

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Congratulations on the promotion. Keep hustling like this, you’re gonna go places! You should be proud of yourself.

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Funny Job Wishes For Friend

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Congratulations on the new job buddy! I hope you don’t forget about me now that you have new responsibilities.

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Sometimes deserving people get a bad job. And sometimes a stupid person finds a great job. But who cares when the stupid person is your friend. Congratulations!

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Congratulations mate on your new job. Please give me a treat on this happy occasion, and I will pray for your increment. So happy for you.

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Best wishes for your new job and new responsibilities. I hope you won’t disappear behind the files. Good luck, friend.

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Waiting for the treat you are going to give us with your new salary! Congratulations, my friend!

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Luck has played the part and landed you with a good job. Now be the donkey and work your best. Congrats.

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Dear friend, congratulations on your new job. I hope you get paid enough to pay for all our party expenses. Best wishes.

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Now that you have a job, can you pay your own bills now? Kidding. Congratulations, and I am so happy about you my dear friend!

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Funny Job Messages For Him

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Don’t let your new job be a new excuse for not visiting me. Congratulations.

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Dear, so proud of your new journey. I have a big list ready already, which you will buy me with your first paycheck! So excited for you, love.

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Congratulations on being noticed and getting head counted. May you shine in your new office and make everyone jealous, love.

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Congratulations on your new job. There is no doubt that your new employer is winning at life for having you- just make him believe. Lots of love.

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Along with congratulations, sending you lots of luck and prayers as you are going to need them. Best of luck.

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Congratulations and good luck, dear! I have already made a long list of things that you will buy me with your first salary!

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Hoping you won’t make me jealous of your work and act like it is your mistress. Best of luck with your new job. Love you tons.

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Funny Job Messages For Her

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Darling, best of luck with the new job. Do not spend all your salary on your makeup. Make me more proud of you. Love you.

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Looking forward to the treat you are planning to give me in celebration of your new job. Slay the workplace, my queen. Best wishes.

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Make all lies of the job application true. Have fun working, darling. I bet you will own the new job.

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I am super proud of you for getting handpicked for your new job. Just do not take much stress and go MIA. Love you, boo.

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Hope your new job doesn’t go boring in a few weeks like the last one. Rooting for you, sweetheart.

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Along with my congratulations, accept my warmest wishes and prayers, as you’ll need them.

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Congratulations dear! Try to maintain a professional attitude at work rather than at home.

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Congratulations, Ms. Inspirations! Yes, you’re an inspiration for all of us! Proud of you!

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Funny New Job Messages

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It is proved once again that you don’t always need a brain to get a job. A horse may win you a race but a donkey is more preferable for carrying your loads!

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You are going to write a new chapter of life; no one looks at your past; how much you have lied in job applications, but the winner is who turns all those right. Go ahead and congratulations.

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Your new employer has no idea that his company has won a lottery by hiring you. Congratulations on your new job.

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he were any smarter. I’m kidding!!! Wish you good luck my best friend on your new job!

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It’s always great news when someone close to us gets a new job. I am really proud of you but thank god I don’t have to wake up at 8 A.M every morning!

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Now that you have a job, you can pay back all your debts. I only accept cash. Congratulations on the new job, bro!

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I want a minions action figures, a new iPad charger and a hoodie. Oops, I thought I was writing what I am going to make you buy for me. Congrats, loving friend!

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Say goodbye to all your student discounts and say hello to your college debts! Welcome to the real world! It sucks, but it is exciting and fun. You will enjoy it. Congratulations!

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A new job is like a sponge. You can either let it soak up failures or you can squeeze every last drop of success from it.

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Hey dear, enjoy the life in both home and office; try to be professional at work, not at your home; else you will never be happy. This advice is free only for you. Congratulation and all the best.

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Funny New Job Wishes, Messages and Quotes

Funny New Job Wishes, Messages and Quotes

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Funny New Job Messages

Congrats on the new job. Good luck with waking up early in the morning and going to bed with all the tension.

Welcome to the world of suits and ties and responsibilities. Lots of responsibilities. Congratulations!

Good luck with your new job, and do not let them fool you. I hope you will be wiser than before.

Best wishes on being the corporate donkey! Have fun working!

Still laughing at your new office as they now have you as their employee. Best wishes for your new job.

Congratulations on getting the opportunity to start with a new slate. Don’t mess up. Best of luck with the job.

The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.

I’m feeling pity for the guy who hired you. He must be plain stupid or blind to choose someone like you to hire for the job. But congratulations anyway!

The best thing about having an employed friend is you don’t have to worry about the restaurant bills. Having a new job is having some responsibilities too!

May your office does not get bored with you in the first week. Amen. Best wishes for your office. Ace it.

You proved once again that having a brain isn’t always required to get a job. Best wishes!

A new job is like a girlfriend or boyfriend. It will break up with you if you take it for granted. Wish you good luck.

A new job is like a blank book, and you are the author. Congratulations.

Thank god someone finally realized that terrific employees like you need better pay. Congratulations.

Being employed is better than being unemployed but being employed for more money is even better. Congratulations on a job that pays more.

Feeling pity for your new office. Hope they won’t get bored of you on the first day. But they’ll be soon! Best wishes for the new job!

You got a new job which means you can finally give me all the pending treats. Best wishes for your new job!

May your new job bring make you a billionaire so that we can party at your expense. Congrats.

Your previous employer’s loss is your new employer’s gain. Congrats on your new job.

If your new job were a person, he would feel lucky to have you. Congratulations.

Doesn’t your new job mean that you owe me a treat? Looking forward to it. Congratulations buddy.

Best of luck with your work! I hope you finally learn how to wake up that early in the morning.

I hope you don’t annoy your new colleagues. Good luck with your new job, mate!

Having a mind like yours and landing a job this fantastic is like winning the jackpot. I am incredibly proud of you. Good luck with your new job!

Best of luck getting out of bed early in the morning and going to sleep with all the stress.

If you give me a treat on your new job, I’ll pray for your increment. If you don’t, I won’t. So the choice is yours. Best wishes!

Congratulations, on your new job! Now pay back all of your debts!

Congratulation, my friend! I’m hoping you get paid enough to cover all of our party costs.

No matter how many lies you’ve said on job applications, the winner is the one who gets them all true. Congratulations!

Thank goodness I don’t have to deal with you all day now. Congratulations on your new job!

Funny Job Promotion Quotes

I know you’ll forever feel bored in this job, still congratulations on the promotion!

Heard you got a promotion! So when are you going to invite us to the party?

You are one step closer to your dream! Continue to make us proud. Congratulations on your new position!

Thank goodness your boss has finally understood that great employees like you deserve more money!

Congratulations on the promotion. Keep hustling like this, you’re gonna go places! You should be proud of yourself.

Funny Job Wishes For Friend

Congratulations on the new job buddy! I hope you don’t forget about me now that you have new responsibilities.

Sometimes deserving people get a bad job. And sometimes a stupid person finds a great job. But who cares when the stupid person is your friend. Congratulations!

Congratulations mate on your new job. Please give me a treat on this happy occasion, and I will pray for your increment. So happy for you.

Best wishes for your new job and new responsibilities. I hope you won’t disappear behind the files. Good luck, friend.

Waiting for the treat you are going to give us with your new salary! Congratulations, my friend!

Luck has played the part and landed you with a good job. Now be the donkey and work your best. Congrats.

Dear friend, congratulations on your new job. I hope you get paid enough to pay for all our party expenses. Best wishes.

Now that you have a job, can you pay your own bills now? Kidding. Congratulations, and I am so happy about you my dear friend!

Funny Job Messages For Him

Don’t let your new job be a new excuse for not visiting me. Congratulations.

Dear, so proud of your new journey. I have a big list ready already, which you will buy me with your first paycheck! So excited for you, love.

Congratulations on being noticed and getting head counted. May you shine in your new office and make everyone jealous, love.

Congratulations on your new job. There is no doubt that your new employer is winning at life for having you- just make him believe. Lots of love.

Along with congratulations, sending you lots of luck and prayers as you are going to need them. Best of luck.

Congratulations and good luck, dear! I have already made a long list of things that you will buy me with your first salary!

Hoping you won’t make me jealous of your work and act like it is your mistress. Best of luck with your new job. Love you tons.

Funny Job Messages For Her

Darling, best of luck with the new job. Do not spend all your salary on your makeup. Make me more proud of you. Love you.

Looking forward to the treat you are planning to give me in celebration of your new job. Slay the workplace, my queen. Best wishes.

Make all lies of the job application true. Have fun working, darling. I bet you will own the new job.

I am super proud of you for getting handpicked for your new job. Just do not take much stress and go MIA. Love you, boo.

Hope your new job doesn’t go boring in a few weeks like the last one. Rooting for you, sweetheart.

Along with my congratulations, accept my warmest wishes and prayers, as you’ll need them.

Congratulations dear! Try to maintain a professional attitude at work rather than at home.

Congratulations, Ms. Inspirations! Yes, you’re an inspiration for all of us! Proud of you!

Funny New Job Messages

It is proved once again that you don’t always need a brain to get a job. A horse may win you a race but a donkey is more preferable for carrying your loads!

You are going to write a new chapter of life; no one looks at your past; how much you have lied in job applications, but the winner is who turns all those right. Go ahead and congratulations.

Your new employer has no idea that his company has won a lottery by hiring you. Congratulations on your new job.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he were any smarter. I’m kidding!!! Wish you good luck my best friend on your new job!

It’s always great news when someone close to us gets a new job. I am really proud of you but thank god I don’t have to wake up at 8 A.M every morning!

Now that you have a job, you can pay back all your debts. I only accept cash. Congratulations on the new job, bro!

I want a minions action figures, a new iPad charger and a hoodie. Oops, I thought I was writing what I am going to make you buy for me. Congrats, loving friend!

Say goodbye to all your student discounts and say hello to your college debts! Welcome to the real world! It sucks, but it is exciting and fun. You will enjoy it. Congratulations!

A new job is like a sponge. You can either let it soak up failures or you can squeeze every last drop of success from it.

Hey dear, enjoy the life in both home and office; try to be professional at work, not at your home; else you will never be happy. This advice is free only for you. Congratulation and all the best.

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